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27 November 2011 @ 02:24 am
Has everyone seen the new Old Spice commercial in the sauna? Where there's some big dude who sniffs Old Spice and his body cracked away and all of a sudden he was this buff guy on a motorcycle, and the two other guys in the room's bodies crack away to reveal, get this, a bear and a super hot chick?

I have to say it made me question things.

1) If the driver dude had sex with the lady dude does that mean the driver is gay?
2) Does gender even matter since they've been transformed by the power of Old Spice?
3) If gender doesn't matter do that mean it's not gay or just past being gay?
4) If it's past being gay does that mean the bear can join in without it being bestiality?

This all left me with the a simple thought. Advertising: raising awareness to life's most difficult questions you didn't know were questions until you saw the commercial.
Current Mood: confusedconfused
05 September 2011 @ 01:41 pm
I'm writing an Uncharted fic. It wont be done any time soon, after the new game for certain, but it's going to be about the story Nate owed Elena after the first game was over. It's going to be an action/adventure/romance that will take place in Russia, the Bahamas and Italy (possibly France). It's going to have treasure, and a missing Naval ship, Napoleon Bonaparte and (because it wouldn't be Uncharted without something mystical) a mythological artifact that isn't exactly how everyone envisioned it over the years. I've done a bunch of research, and it's gonna be epic. You ready to go down this path with me again mik109 cause I won't be able to do it without you.
Current Mood: excitedexcited
28 August 2011 @ 02:09 pm
In all of my crazy excitement for the new Uncharted game I kind of want to write a fic. It's been a while since I wrote one and, since I have a real person job, this will be my first fic as an adult human person.

Now if only I could come up with a plot line yeah?

P.S. I need me a sweet Uncharted userpic too.
Current Mood: creativecreative
31 July 2011 @ 01:56 am
I just bough a PS3 and the first 2 Uncharted games.

As you may know I adore the Uncharted games, as you might not know I have never actually played them. No, instead I watched my brother play through them and fell in love with the characters.

Now that I have begun playing the game myself I find that I still love it immensly, but I am terrible with the PS3 controller. I cannot for the life of me run in a straight line, and half of the time I can't get the camera to aim in the direction I need it aimed to save myself from getting shot to bits. That being said I am a master of headshots. Within the first level with gunplay involved I got the master headshot trophy by killing 10 people in a row all with headshots, it helps my ego that they were also the first 10 people I came across in the game.

I'm excited to play it through, even though I know its going to take me at least 3 times longer then my brother to play through, even with the difficulty set to easy. But that's fine by me because it's loads of fun.
Current Mood: nerdynerdy
10 July 2011 @ 02:56 am
Go look at your blog journal. Find the last Fandom-related thing you posted. The characters in that post are now your team-mates in the Zombie Apocalypse. How fucked are you?

I get the mother fuckin' X-Men yall! But even better, it's the X-Men in the 60's so I get Magneto, and better fashion.
06 June 2011 @ 11:45 pm

He should talk ALWAYS!
Current Mood: happyInfatuated
05 June 2011 @ 10:49 pm
So the movie started and I was like

Then they were like

and I was like

And then it was all amazing and I ended up like

Sidebar: Michael Fassbender is beyond amazing. That is all.
Current Mood: gigglyMovie High
29 May 2011 @ 10:06 pm
mik109 I fixed Miranda, yay!
26 May 2011 @ 12:22 am
I keep having this dream (and by keep having I mean I've had it three times within the last 5 months, its just pretty vivid so I remember it well) where I'm on the very top of the largest building ever made and I'm terrified to go towards the edge of the building because I think I might slip and fall. I always think to myself that this is the dumbest design of a building ever because if people are meant to be on the roof (which they are because there is a nice lounge set up there) there needs to be safety measures to make sure no one falls off, like a fence or an observatory or something, but it doesn't have that. It's just a flat top to the building.

Anywho, it's always really windy out on the roof and I'm scared of falling off this building and eventually I do slip, but when I fall I always catch myself and pull myself back onto the top of the building where I decide that my thoughts on building safety were right. I'm left all shaken and a little panicky trying to catch my breath after my almost plumet to my death. Do I then leave the top of the building? Nope. I either wake up then, or I dream of riding crazy rollercoasters that are equally terrifyingly tall.

Does this mean that I am striving for my goals and they seem out of reach, but that I think I'll get them? The internet tells me this, but I don't know why I would think about safety, why it has to be the tallest building ever built, why people are lounging up there with no worries while I'm fretting their safety and why I catch myself when I fall (even though there is nothing to catch myself on so how do I pull that one off?) and why does it turn into rollercoasters then?

In other news I graduated college (HUZZAH BIOTCHES!) with Cum Laude. I missed Magna Cum Laude by .015 in my GPA (boooooo to the one B I got that ruined EVERYTHING!)

And mik109, I just realized tonight that my Miranda hasn't been working so thats why I havent been online. I'll either fix it or get something else so we can start chatting again.
Current Location: the homestead
Current Mood: tiredtired
06 March 2011 @ 06:47 pm
These ads are due on Friday and I can't produce the campaign I've created.

All I have are shitty photos I took on my camera because I couldn't find anyone with a nicer camera that would shoot for me. I don't have any way to actually get good photos of furniture with any kind of lighting that isn't just overhead, and I most certainly have no way of getting those shots in any kind of environment.

I don't know why I didn't think about all of this when I started the project, and I hate that my teacher is such a waste he didn't bring it to my attention either.
Current Mood: aggravatedaggravated